Born To Be A Movie Reviewer

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Tuesday, January 8, 2008

AVP2

Times Watched: 2
Watched with:
-The Pornos & Mr Rider @ The Cathay (01/01)
-Mr Jab & Mr Baps Saigon @ JB (03/01)
Snacks:
-M&Ms & Green Tea @ The Cathay
- Chicken Nuggets & Peach Tea @ JB


wondering what the 'R' in the poster stands for?
well the studios say it's actually 'Alien vs Predator: Requiem'.
but it actually stands for 'Alien vs Predator: Rubbish'.
and yes the studios thought that the people in Asia were not smart enough to understand what the word 'requiem' means so they just called it 'Part 2' here.

so this was a very highly anticipated movie since the flopping of part 1 (which was horrendous to everyone else except mr-porno & mr-baps saigon).
and boy oh boy did this movie disappoint.

the direction was horrible.
the photography was horrible.
the movie is dark enough and they decided to shoot almost all the scenes in extra dark places so you can't really see what the hell is going on.

and in case you didn't get a clear view (which i'm sure of)


that's the 'Predalien'
which turned out to be kind of a wuss in the end.

i'm sorry but you take a shite storyline.
throw in a couple of shite actors.
and it's going to be a shite movie.

i can't believe this was the first movie of 2008 for me.
and twice no less.
what a bad start balls.

Final Verdict: 1 out of 5

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