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Monday, September 22, 2008

Disaster Movie


Times Watched: 1
Watched With: Miss Q @ FilmGarde KLP (19/9)
Snacks: Grape Soda
Hidden Scene After Movie: Yes

No puns about the title i promise.

Will (Matt Lanter) has been having recurring dreams about the end of the world and when it finally looks like the big day has arrived, Matt has to go on a mission through the tumbling city with his buddies Calvin (G. Thang) & the pregnant (swipe at Juno) Juney (Crista Flanagan) to rescue to his girlfriend Amy (Vanessa Minnillo) before the whole world ends.

Along the way they bump into all sorts of characters like the Enchanted Princess, Hellboy, Batman, Iron-Man, Beowulf, Carmen Electra and even the assassin from No Country For Old Men.

what the hell...

Writer/Directors Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer started out really well in their careers with relatively funny spoof movies like Scary Movie 1,2 & 3. But since then their movies have really sucked.
Date Movie sucked.
Scary Movie 4 sucked.
Epic Movie really sucked.
Meet the Spartans wasn't so bad.
But this new Disaster Movie was really really really bad.

To be honest the only time i laughed was during the Alvin & The Chipmunks spoof bit (now THAT was pretty funny shit).
but other than that you just wonder to yourself what the hell you're doing there watching that movie.

Seriously people. Avoid this movie.
If there was a rating lower than half on this blog i'd give it.
so this movie can count itself lucky.

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