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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Coming Soon


Genre: Horror / Comedy
Watched With: Mr Porno & Mr Rider @ GV Marina (04/04)
Snacks: Nachos, Green Peas, Coke & Iced Lemon Tea

If you'd noticed, the genre is Horror / COMEDY.

Shane (Chantawit Tanasaewe) works at the local cineplex with his buddy Yod (Worakan Rojanawat) and his ex-girlfriend Som.
Things between them have strained because Shane was formerly a drug addict and Som found him stealing her watch with the intention of pawning it to buy more drugs. In the scuffle Shane accidentally hits her and the 2 part ways.
But obviously he didn't mean it right?

There's a new horror movie coming soon to the cineplex called 'The Revengeful Spirit'.
It tells the tale of a true story where a crazy old woman named Chaba kidnapped children in a village believing they were her own.
So she gouged their eyes out.
The villagers find her and take revenge by hanging her.

Yod convinces Shane to help him make some extra money by copying the film and selling the prints to video pirates (which should be easy since they have access to the original prints).
But things take a turn for the worse when Yod suddenly disappears after watching the movie.

Shane investigates and realizes that the spirit of Chaba terrorizes and kills anyone who watches the movie. So he goes on a hunt to try and destroy the spirit before she can claim anymore lives including his own and Som's as well.

That was pretty long explanation for a pretty crappy movie.
More laughable than scary.
Some parts just don't make sense and the director resorts to tricks like sudden camera cuts and loud noises to try and scare you.
To no avail of course.

Don't watch this in the cinema.
Don't even buy the DVD.
Just wait for one of your poor friends to unsuspectingly buy it then borrow it from them.
But by watching it - you risk Chaba coming after you. (yeah right)
Do you really want to see her die?


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