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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Final Destination


Watched With: My Brother @ The Cathay (05/09)
Snacks: None
Genre: Horror

"Rest In Pieces"? That's the best they could come up with?

Nick (Bobby Campo) and his girlfriend Lori (Shantel VanSanten) are with friends Hunt (Nick Zano) and Janet (Haley Webb) at the McKinley Speedway watching an exciting car race.
But when Nick suddenly gets a premonition of an impending car crash, he drags his friends (and a few outsiders in the process) out of harm's way when his premonition comes true and a major car crash kills a shitload of people.

After awhile, Nick and his friends realize that Death is slowly stalking them and won't let them escape their fate which was supposed to have been met at that car race.
So now Nick and gang plus outsiders George (Mykelti Williamson), Andy (Andrew Fiscella) and Jonathan (Jackson Walker) have to try and cheat Death and hopefully survive the path that has been set for them.

Actually i didn't have to let you all know that.
i just needed to type out the characters's names and i'm sure almost all of you know how the 'Final Destination' series works right?
Well at least the first 3 movies were watchable if not enjoyable. But this 4th and final installment really sucks the shit bub.

The characters are idiots (and not even likeable) and have little or no connection to each other unlike the first few movies.
And to top if all off - the death sequences were horrible.
They've really run out of ideas and rely on crappy computer graphics to try and bail themselves out. Which fails. Miserably.

Not just a crappy tagline. Definitely a crappy movie.
I hope thy keep their word and hold this as the last installment in the series.

PS this movie is also availably sucky in 3D.

Final Verdict:

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