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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Green Lantern

Watched With: Myself @ GV Vivo City (25/6)
Snacks: Mixed Nuts & Iced Lemon Tea
Genre: Superhero / Action / Adventure
Hidden Scene: Yes

"In brightest day, in blackest night. No evil *yawn*"

Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) is a helluva fighter jet pilot.
But trying to live up to his father's legacy and memory makes him a very volatile man which is not good to employers Ferris Avionics including heir and old flame Carol Ferris (Blake Lively).

On the other end of the spectrum, Hector Hammond (Peter Sarsgaard) is a loner and a genius but also trying to love to his father's, Senator Hammond (Tim Robbins) high expectations.

But galaxies away, a different battle is brewing.
Old nemesis of The Green Lantern Corps - Parallax - has awoken and taken revenge against Abin Sur (Temuera Morrison), the mightiest of the Green Lanterns.
And now his ring must choose a worth successor.

When Hal is chosen, senior Green Lantern Sinestro (Mark Strong) does not believe he has what it takes to become a Lantern.
Even with help from Tomar-Re (Geoffrey Rush) and Kilowog (Michael Clarke Duncan), it will be a difficult mission for him.

Will Hal be able to face his demons and be fearless?
Will he be able to prove himself a worth Green Lantern?

Yes. He will do it. By boring the hell out of you.

I have to say that this was the most boring superhero movie ever.
Seriously.
Let's face it. Green Lantern was not even a very exciting superhero in the comic books and now his supremacy in boredom is transferred to a movie.

They should have made Keanu Reeves the Green Lantern.
And what a waste of talent by casting Mark Strong as Sinestro.

Well in his defense though.
People kept saying "Hey! But Ryan Reynolds is already Deadpool what!!"
Well Deadpool is Marvel and Green Lantern is DC FYI.

You should be making noise about Chris Evans aka 'The Human Torch from Fantastic Four' in the upcoming 'Captain America' because those 2 are Marvel.

Final Verdict: Worth $3 out of a $10 ticket

PS i'm going to back to the old ratings after this.
I miss my hotdogs.

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