Your Highness

Watched With: Nobody @ The Cathay (01/07)

Snacks: Green Tea

Genre: Comedy

"With magic. Motherfucker."

Prince Fabious (James Franco) is brave and valiant while his brother Prince Thadeous (Danny McBride) is the exact opposite.

When the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux) kidnaps Prince Fabious' bride-to-be Belladonna (Zooey Deschanel), King Tallious (Charles Dance) orders both brothers to quest forth and stop Leezar from ruling the kingdoms.

Accompanied by Thadeous' page Courtney (Rasmus Hardiker) and fellow questor Isabel (Natalie Portman), they journey through the land to face treachery in the form of Minotaurs, perverted wise men, traitors, a giant hand (?) and naked women (!).

You know what?
When I saw the trailer, I thought to myself "this is fucking funny!".
And then I watched the movie and thought to myself "Wow! most of the funny stuff in this movie was shown in the trailer!".

The funny one-liners from the trailer? Yup that's about it.
Anything else spectacularly funny? i'm afraid not.

Sadly, alas, it is true.
As much as I am an advocate of crass and crude humour, the trailer pretty much covers everything.
Maybe a bit of extras here and there but nothing much actually.

This movie will be a great DVD to show when you have friends over.
But not really worth it to watch in the cinema.

Final Verdict: